you're going to need to drain your balls upon seeing Me. I'm feeling decidedly sexy and powerful right now. Go on, drop what you're doing and sneak a stroke for Me after you send a nice fat tribute. Whether it's plugging in headphones and having a quiet wank in bed while your partner slumbers, whether you shut yourself in your home office away from the fam, or you lock yourself in the office bathroom to pump one out. Do it. Don't resist. Give in. Submit. Stroke to what you can't have. please Me.