Step Mama caught you ogling her at church today. How naughty! How shameful! Step Mama will teach you some respect- the hard way. it's obvious that your old man wasn't a disciplinarian. That's ok. step Mama is happy to fill that void and teach you to toughen up and be a man. DOn't sexualize your Matriarch. bow before her. Kiss her feel. Take all the stomps, trampling, and hard kicks to the balls that she dishes out.