great news for sissy weaklings. I'm retiring My threadbare, worn-out sneakers. Man, these are stinky. Does that perk your pricklet up? look the stitching has come apart in the toes, leaving a perfect pindick-sized hole for you to hump. I know that's what you do with women's gym shoes, loser. Why pay for a fs when you can buy My worn out, smelly shoes? you can hump them whenever you like. And I know you're too lazy to clean out a fleshlight. you can just degrade yourself over and over and compile all your sinful filth in these raunchy sweaty vessels. God, you're pathetic