I JUST woke up!. Haven't gone to the bathroom or brushed my teeth yet, but I feel a big series of farts coming on, and I thought I'd capitalize on that. Some of you dirty byrds even ask me to session with morning breath. FOUL. I put you up close to sniff LOUD AWFUL GAS. You know what's funny? My lovely ex, who can't stand the tHought of anything dirty, will be in town today. Haven't seen him in a cpl years. It's your job to encourage all this stink out of me before I get up & go into pleasant, non- ass stink-loving company. You realize how pathetic that is? Well, enjoy reveling in what you are... Show more