Based on one of my phone subs. Anybody out there can get laid. Even losers like you can get laid if you call up a . But you know deep down, you specifically shouldn't even be allowed that privilege. You're such an undeserving loser, that you should never experience sex with a woman. You deserve the most humiliating sexual encounter at all. I will have you book a hotel room and and order up 3 with your credit card. When they come over, the thing is- you won't be fucking them. In fact, you won't even be allowed to look at them. I will order you into the bathroom. You'll be paying for sex but al... Show more