I've gotten numerous complaints about your conduct at work. Namely, you're making an uncomfortable workplace by deviating from acceptable dress code. Now look, I don't care what time of undergarments you wear- briefs, boxer briefs, old skool baggy boxers or women's panties- the thing is you can't have it exposed in the office. Everybody in this damn company has seen your damn whale tale. Everyone knows you wear a thong- and as such we all know you only have one of them and you refuse to conceal it under your work attire. I am giving you an order to go out and buy yourself 20 new pairs of pa... Show more