I'm with the C.I.A. I've been notified of an urgent matter regarding your latest physical examination. You, young sir, are weakening the fabric of AMERICA. Your gene pool is destructive to the strength and well-being of our nation. Ironic, huh? We've done our homework on you. You're all for American Patriotism. "Taking America BACK!" with your delusions that Gay Rights are somehow threatening some hetero-bore-a-tive ideal in your pea-brained mind. You froth at the mouth, spouting your right to bear arms. In short- you're a simple idiot. But, I'm here to inform you, it's actually YOU who is thr... Show more