You know in your heart you are destined to be nothing more than a foot worshipping bitch-boy.You want to commit your life to serving me and adoring my feet. I've got important news- you SUCK! Even at that! I've had hundreds of foot massages from willing dorks over the years- let me tell you, you're in the bottom thresh hold. I want an actual massage not some wimpy, slobbery slug sissy mewling over my divintiy and making a, wet mess of my powerful and sexy feet. Ouch, hurts doesn't it? To know the one thing you thought gave your life purpose is actually too complicated for you to perfect. What ... Show more