The only way you're gonna get fucked on Valentine's day is if your yourself. Whore yourself. Doll yourself up like a cheap slut. Put an ad on Cra1gslust, take car dates. whatever you gotta do. The only way you're gonna feel the embrace of human flesh is if you take strangers' dicks in all your holes. DO it to spare your loneliness. I've got better things to do tonite. Hand me over the cash when you're done though, slut.