Hello you exceptionally pathetic bitch. Tired of hand-humping for the billionth time? Why not get a girlfriend? No no no. not a human girlfriend. A nice, soft pillow girlfriend. Those are your options- fuck your hand, or fuck an object. You wouldn't even know what to do if you could afford to hire a FSSW. you'd probably creep her out and try to fuck her thighs. Lame. Show Me your best moves.. Her her the business! All both inches of your manhood!