Something old, Someone new, Something borrowed, Some balls Blue

How convenient just minutes before your wedding to my friend Beth, you find yourself alone with the hot unattainable maid of honor Amara. Beth is great I guess, she wants the safe (dull) married life with health insurance, offspring, family photos, soccer, Me? Way too wild. Gonna take a lot more than 1 man to give me the life I dream of. You're all merely voyeurs in my adventure. Anyhow. I see how much you want to drain yourself. To expose your throbbing manhood to me and get close to my sexy body. Well idiot, looks like Beth ...

Something old, Someone new, Something borrowed, Some balls Blue

How convenient just minutes before your wedding to my friend Beth, you find yourself alone with the hot unattainable maid of honor Amara. Beth is great I guess, she wants the safe (dull) married life with health insurance, offspring, family photos, soccer, Me? Way too wild. Gonna take a lot more than 1 man to give me the life I dream of. You're all merely voyeurs in my adventure. Anyhow. I see how much you want to drain yourself. To expose your throbbing manhood to me and get close to my sexy body. Well idiot, looks like Beth isn't the only lady who's gonna leave here with a binding contract today. You're going to be mine, for as long as you want your wedding to go on without a hitch, and for your marriage so sail smoothly- you'll pay for my silence of your sins. I know this wedding isn't cheap so what's a couple extra thousand paid to me, to make sure it doesn't come crashing down before it begins and you make good on your investment. Think of it as insurance. $$$$$$