Thanks for joining me for a talk Ralph. As you know, our company has been struggling this quarter- jobs have been cut, promotions denied, bonuses withheld. The purpose of this meeting was to inform you that your position has been cut, however, I can offer you a new job. You would be taking a pay cut obviously, anD it would be a far more demanding job. It all depends on how badly you want to be able to pay your rent. I know your wife just had that baby... so consider this your application exam, See you'd be my assistant- not so much to book travel but as my personal bitch. We're getting kickbac...

Thanks for joining me for a talk Ralph. As you know, our company has been struggling this quarter- jobs have been cut, promotions denied, bonuses withheld. The purpose of this meeting was to inform you that your position has been cut, however, I can offer you a new job. You would be taking a pay cut obviously, anD it would be a far more demanding job. It all depends on how badly you want to be able to pay your rent. I know your wife just had that baby... so consider this your application exam, See you'd be my assistant- not so much to book travel but as my personal bitch. We're getting kickbacks the greener our company goes, so we're cutting back on the amount of paper products we use, towels, toilet paper, etc. For your test I'll have you lick clean my filthy feet- Ive been taking the stairs instead of the elevator to get in a little extra exercise- 27 flights! But of course Im not going to do that in heels, so I slip them off and you get to lick these suckers clean for me. Also there's another thing... OFFICE DOMINATION, BOSS/EMPLOYEE, DIRTY FEET, FOOT LICKING, TOILET HUMILIATION, TOILET SLAVE, ASS LICKING