Get fucked up! Beat your little half-mast meat all night! you probably won't be able to achieve orgasm! Really you probably can't even achieve a fully hard boner! HAHAHA. Good! That's the lot you chose in life. Leaning into your flaws- failing to develop likable skills and personality traits desired in partnership and companionship. you're a messed up stroke-addict! Naturally, your dick is on the smaller size. you spiral, obsessing over it and how it's much better to stay in a pump than go out and get rejected by real women. you haven't had real sex in ages! you prefer pulling your soft dic...

Get fucked up! Beat your little half-mast meat all night! you probably won't be able to achieve orgasm! Really you probably can't even achieve a fully hard boner! HAHAHA. Good! That's the lot you chose in life. Leaning into your flaws- failing to develop likable skills and personality traits desired in partnership and companionship. you're a messed up stroke-addict! Naturally, your dick is on the smaller size. you spiral, obsessing over it and how it's much better to stay in a pump than go out and get rejected by real women. you haven't had real sex in ages! you prefer pulling your soft dick to the glow of a screen! I encourage that! Don't take you hand off your dick! But in order to touch it- you MUST be worshipping Me the whole time you goon.