Custom! "I can feel my belly growl as I haul my pretty ass around the college track to complete my 10th mile. "Mmmm" I think to myself, "Cabbage and knockwurst sure make me gassy." I see you, the geekiest geek in the history of the college's existence, sitting on the bleachers. I recognize you from that biology class, you are the dorky teaching assistant who teaches those boring review sessions. I nearly flunked the class because of you. And now you're here, trying to catch a glimpse of my ass. How could you not, I smile to myself, how could any man not. As I run around the corner again, I fe...

Custom! "I can feel my belly growl as I haul my pretty ass around the college track to complete my 10th mile. "Mmmm" I think to myself, "Cabbage and knockwurst sure make me gassy." I see you, the geekiest geek in the history of the college's existence, sitting on the bleachers. I recognize you from that biology class, you are the dorky teaching assistant who teaches those boring review sessions. I nearly flunked the class because of you. And now you're here, trying to catch a glimpse of my ass. How could you not, I smile to myself, how could any man not. As I run around the corner again, I feel the gas in my belly rumble louder and louder until I couldn't contain them any longer. [FART SOUND] "Whew, that's ripe," I laugh to myself, and as I see you sitting in the bleachers pretending to read an anatomy book, I realize, "And so is the time." and it continues to progress for several pages of script. The client also added: "If you decide to post it on your clips store, could you give credit to Kandor? I took parts of the script from Kandor's online story, "On Track with Her Farts." Thanks again!" ____________