This is the 3rd month in a row you've been late with your share of rent! I can't believe I have such an immature, irresponsible roommate. You call yourself a man? Well you surely don't act like one. What a pathetic failure. I manage to pay my rent on time and also just started taking karate lessons-not cheap! Here's the deal- I'm fed up with the fact that your failures affect MY LIFE. You're so far away from being a real man, that I bet I can beat your ass silly even though I've only started training. If you're late with payment again, it will only get worse- I'll have a whole month of classes...

This is the 3rd month in a row you've been late with your share of rent! I can't believe I have such an immature, irresponsible roommate. You call yourself a man? Well you surely don't act like one. What a pathetic failure. I manage to pay my rent on time and also just started taking karate lessons-not cheap! Here's the deal- I'm fed up with the fact that your failures affect MY LIFE. You're so far away from being a real man, that I bet I can beat your ass silly even though I've only started training. If you're late with payment again, it will only get worse- I'll have a whole month of classes under my belt and the beatings are going to get harder and harder.