Lucky you loser! your hot roommate has come home form a night of clubbing- normally she'd in her room with or without a tall, Alpha male. Tonight, however, she's still wide awake and feeling devious. She wants to make a bet. She knows you're lame and introverted. you've probably just sat at home all night trying desperately to flirt with girls playing minecraft or whatever video game you're always hunched over. you can't even get a tinder date you have no concept of charming a woman. bet you'd give anything just to smell a pretty woman's sweat. your hot roomie says- tell you what! you can h...

Lucky you loser! your hot roommate has come home form a night of clubbing- normally she'd in her room with or without a tall, Alpha male. Tonight, however, she's still wide awake and feeling devious. She wants to make a bet. She knows you're lame and introverted. you've probably just sat at home all night trying desperately to flirt with girls playing minecraft or whatever video game you're always hunched over. you can't even get a tinder date you have no concept of charming a woman. bet you'd give anything just to smell a pretty woman's sweat. your hot roomie says- tell you what! you can have a couple minutes sticking your loser face in my sweaty armpit and sniffing it, then getting your face rubbed with sweaty, smelly socks but only of you pay my share of the bills for 3 months straight. how badly do you want to be near me??