I've been out on a very expensive shopping trip/ It was exhausting! Traipsing around Manhattan 's designer stores in big tall heels. I've worn myself out and gotten my pantyhose all sweaty and smelly. Bet you'd like a sniff, huh, well there's no betting here- you must pay me back for my shopping spree if you want to sniff the sweaty fruits of my labor. Agh. LIfe is hard I know. Listen- I've just spend a month's rent on designer items. As far as humans go- I AM a designer, high-end, luxury good. I make your life better and you must pay the price to surround yourself with quality. You might try ...

I've been out on a very expensive shopping trip/ It was exhausting! Traipsing around Manhattan 's designer stores in big tall heels. I've worn myself out and gotten my pantyhose all sweaty and smelly. Bet you'd like a sniff, huh, well there's no betting here- you must pay me back for my shopping spree if you want to sniff the sweaty fruits of my labor. Agh. LIfe is hard I know. Listen- I've just spend a month's rent on designer items. As far as humans go- I AM a designer, high-end, luxury good. I make your life better and you must pay the price to surround yourself with quality. You might try to refrain from indulgence. When I dangle my soaked stocking in front of you however, the n0 tic vision will mesmerize and render you helpless.