You were expecting to find your girlfriend waiting at home for you, right? Well she sent me. She hired me actually- with your money. It's her last ditch effort to find one redeemable strand of hope in you. You're slick, huh- checking out other women, going so far as to hit on women, flirt, and try to hook up with them behind your girlfriend's back. You think she doesn't know? She does. I'm here to slap, ahem, BEAT some sense into you. Don't you know that of the 2 of you- she is the one that has market value, and you're just 1 in a million drooling horny nondescript-looking men? You're tired of...

You were expecting to find your girlfriend waiting at home for you, right? Well she sent me. She hired me actually- with your money. It's her last ditch effort to find one redeemable strand of hope in you. You're slick, huh- checking out other women, going so far as to hit on women, flirt, and try to hook up with them behind your girlfriend's back. You think she doesn't know? She does. I'm here to slap, ahem, BEAT some sense into you. Don't you know that of the 2 of you- she is the one that has market value, and you're just 1 in a million drooling horny nondescript-looking men? You're tired of her only because she has desire for you. She's given you the greenlight. Instead of realizing your great fortune in this situation- you get to have sex regularly! You get to wake up to a nice warm, sensual body. You get some one to pay attention to your mediocre existence for FREE! Instead your feeble male brain tells you no! You've conquered! Old news! Moving on! Must go on "the hunt" How's that going for you slob? How many numbers do you think you could actually get if you were to go outside for the next fifteen minutes? how many women could you actually seduce and charm into being alone with you in a room? And how many men do you think your girlfriend could catch in the same time? You, deep down know the reality of this. You're nothing. bland. replaceable. And you're ruining whatever little value you hold by distancing yourself from the woman who actually adds value to your existence. We're not through we have a whole HOUR together as I whip you and you into hearing the harsh reality of your worth.