Your psychiatrist has been working with you and listening to your confessions for some time now. She has heard enough of your helpless whining to know that you will never change. You're a spoiled richboy loser who never had to work hard for anything. Now you're aging . Your speedy youthful metabolism has slowed and you're gaining. Now you finally have to deal with, gasp, that you might have to make some effort to see change that you want. But you won't. It's always someone else fault. It's always something outside of yourself that is unfair. OK OK OK. I will right you a script. This Rx wil...

Your psychiatrist has been working with you and listening to your confessions for some time now. She has heard enough of your helpless whining to know that you will never change. You're a spoiled richboy loser who never had to work hard for anything. Now you're aging . Your speedy youthful metabolism has slowed and you're gaining. Now you finally have to deal with, gasp, that you might have to make some effort to see change that you want. But you won't. It's always someone else fault. It's always something outside of yourself that is unfair. OK OK OK. I will right you a script. This Rx will soothe you, placate you. You will still be the same old greedy, spoiled loser bitch- but you'll just be more complacent about it. That's all I can do right? I can't strap you to a treadmill and your to run. I can't teach you how to develop a personality that women actually find endearing. I can't make you GROW UP & stop expecting women to coddle and you. I can prescribe you medicine that WILL make you more open to suggestion. MY SUGGESTION. It is my professional opinion that you have a lot of embarrassing and horrible secrets here. I know I'm supposed to keep these confessions private. But if you're going to continue to act like the victim through your entire life- spoiled white boy, then it might actually help to be victimized. I will seduce you in your mesmerized state. You pay me nicely as your shrink- but I deserve more. regardless you deserve less.