Gross small dick. Yep you can go ahead and stroke that pathetic thing in front of me. It's hilarious to watch your obsession with your own short dick. The only thing is, while I might pay money to be entertained at a movie or concert- you have to PAY ME to watch that hideous malformity. Yes. It's entertaining. Yes it's gross. Yes you owe me money to pay attention to it.

Gross small dick. Yep you can go ahead and stroke that pathetic thing in front of me. It's hilarious to watch your obsession with your own short dick. The only thing is, while I might pay money to be entertained at a movie or concert- you have to PAY ME to watch that hideous malformity. Yes. It's entertaining. Yes it's gross. Yes you owe me money to pay attention to it.