SMALL DICK TAX

Hello rest of the world! Today I will make fun of your dick using the metric system. Simply: if your dick is smaller than 19cm, you owe the tax.

make sure to use the contest ID when purchasing through Jan 15th!

SMALL DICK TAX 19

Enjoy the rest of the clip if you like harsh verbal humiliation and size comparison. Look at me measure my dildos. The little puny pink one I hate using is 15cm from the base. I've seen a lot of you small dick betas who aren't ev...

SMALL DICK TAX

Hello rest of the world! Today I will make fun of your dick using the metric system. Simply: if your dick is smaller than 19cm, you owe the tax.

make sure to use the contest ID when purchasing through Jan 15th!

SMALL DICK TAX 19

Enjoy the rest of the clip if you like harsh verbal humiliation and size comparison. Look at me measure my dildos. The little puny pink one I hate using is 15cm from the base. I've seen a lot of you small dick betas who aren't even as big as little pinky. How pathetic.

Based on the average of pindicks who pay me to look as their little nubs, I'd say most of you would have to DOUBLE your dick to even get to 19cm.

Speaking of doubling- watch to the end to see if you qualify for a double dick tax or triple teeny ween tax. These additional fines are not based on size, but other infractions your kind is guilty of.

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