I just love my phone.. so many text messages and DMs from all the hot guys. Taking all of the hot selfies on all of my travels and visits to the club.

There is only one thing I hate about my phone.. and that is the bill that shows up every month for it... That is $70 I would much rather be spending on myself...

But you can take care of that now can't you? Tribute me $70 each month to take care of that bill. . . make yourself useful