Sapphire: What the... I know that perfume! That's Dolce & Gabbana. And I know I don't have that on my collection! What are these stilletos doing in my house? You know I never wear stilletos! You cheating bastard! I know there's another woman in this house you fool! You better bring her out right now!

AstroKittie: What's all the yelling here? Who are you and why are you yelling at my boyfriend?

Sapphire: Your boyfriend?! This fucker is my husband!!!