You look like such a wimp compared to me. I think we should measure up to see who's the strongest!

Goddess Sydney has always been fit and you've always admired this about her. As you should because I mean, look at you. Your arms are like wet noodles, your legs are all skinny and weak. She can't believes you actually call yourself a man. You actually sent her your measurements and photos of your muscles. She brought her measuring tape out so we can finally compare to see whose muscles are bigger.

She'll start by measuring her biceps. Look! 13 inches. That's WAY bigger that you ha...

You look like such a wimp compared to me. I think we should measure up to see who's the strongest!

Goddess Sydney has always been fit and you've always admired this about her. As you should because I mean, look at you. Your arms are like wet noodles, your legs are all skinny and weak. She can't believes you actually call yourself a man. You actually sent her your measurements and photos of your muscles. She brought her measuring tape out so we can finally compare to see whose muscles are bigger.

She'll start by measuring her biceps. Look! 13 inches. That's WAY bigger that you hahaha! And you know what, she doesn't even work them out. How pathetic that your biceps are smaller than a woman's. How does that make you feel now to know what a wimp you are? Well she's going to make you feel completely pathetic as she goes one body part after another - her forearms, her legs, her calves, and proves that you're nothing but a skinny little bitch. You should get down right now and kiss her superior muscles loser!