Lance: No she's not here yet. Come on, I like the way you talk dirty to me. So sexy...

Astro: *SHOCKED* What the fuck is going on here?!

Lance: Oh hey babe! Uh... You're back early! I was just... talking to someone.

Astro: Oh yeah? Who were you talking to that you had to put your hands in your pants fucker?!

Lance: No one baby! No one! Just a friend!

Astro: When I'm done with you, I'm gonna find her and beat the sh|t out of her!

Lance: NOOoooo...

[NOTE: Video includes role-play, face-slapping, punching, female... Show more