Thats right... while you sit here playing video games all day, I went to the gym and the most magnificent thing happened! The chiropractor Randy, or whatever his name is massaged my feet in the middle of the gym. So now I get to tell you all about how another man worshipped my feet by massaging them, and he even licked and sucked on them. And you have nothing to contribute because you sat home doing nothing all day. He did such a better job then you ever did with your 1 minute massages. Maybe Ill have to see the chiropractor more often so he can spread my toes apart and lick ever so gently ...

Thats right... while you sit here playing video games all day, I went to the gym and the most magnificent thing happened! The chiropractor Randy, or whatever his name is massaged my feet in the middle of the gym. So now I get to tell you all about how another man worshipped my feet by massaging them, and he even licked and sucked on them. And you have nothing to contribute because you sat home doing nothing all day. He did such a better job then you ever did with your 1 minute massages. Maybe Ill have to see the chiropractor more often so he can spread my toes apart and lick ever so gently followed by sucking on every single toe. Then he.... well... I dont want to ruin it for you. Watch close up as I explain every little detail....