My personal ATM. You love the idea of me taking you and ringing you absolutely dry. Taking every last penny and using you for cash whenever I please. Your money is mine to spend and that's exactly how you want it. But you're missing one vital thing from this arrangement, ATMs don't talk. The entire purpose is easy to access money and that's it. They aren't around for conversations or trying to form lasting relationships. They just silently exist, like you need to.