Let me guess, your wife is out running errands or whatever it is she does? Naturally, you came straight here the moment you had some alone time. I want to have some fun with you today though, I know just how much you love jerking it for me. I want you to get yourself nice and hard, tease yourself a bit, then call her. You are going to stay on the phone or leave a voicemail while you sit there stroking for me. I guess we'll see how good you are at maintaining your composure. She'd be heartbroken if she found out right?