I think that you're a pathetic little virgin. I think that you're someone who has never had a woman near his cock, someone whose idea of a "sex life" includes only his hand. I think you sit there stroking off for me time and time again because you know that I'm the closest thing you're going to get to a real woman. You're completely unfuckable, no one in real life would ever want to touch you, let alone fuck you. If you were going to ever get laid, it would have happened by now. Now its just a hopeless fantasy.