Forget everything you've previously believed about religion, throw it all out the window. Your god has abandoned you, leaving your prayers unanswered. He's left you lost and confused, feeling helpless and without purpose. You want to know what? It's entirely your fault, you caused this. Look at the choices you've made... look how much sin you surround yourself with. Don't worry though, I'm always here. Confide in me and confess you're most fucked up perverted thoughts and I still won't leave. Worship me as your new god and I will give your life purpose.