Let me just take a moment and tell you that you're welcome. You know what? I shouldn't have to put up with you, I shouldn't have to deal with you and interact with you... but I do. So you're fucking welcome. You don't deserve the attention that I give you, you don't deserve to sit there and stroke for me day after day... but I let you. So once again, you're fucking welcome. Time for you to start showing some appreciation for what I do for you.