Spanx, Aubrey, and I are dressed for a little workout - stretching our clothes to the max as we struggle and compare our flabby bodies.

We are all so bloated and out of shape - struggling to even reach our toes past our swollen bellies. Our best exercises are totally weak - we can barely lift our legs off the ground while we sit on the couch, and unable to even do one jumping jack

After barely any exertion we’re hungry and exhausted and back to overflowing this couch with lard. It’s so much better to be a pathetic pig on the couch anyway