your step-parents have asked Me, the pastor, to have a little heart to heart with you due to your misbehavior. I try to do the chill, hip, fun, understanding approach with you- but you won't open up and talk about your troubles. So, I'll have to go old school with you. To get you back into the fold, back to church and acting good for God I'll need to spank you with this bible. Drop your pants and get over My lap right now, young sir! I scold you and spank your ass raw with the weight of the holy bible. you'll need a monthly mood adjustment, nasty perverted boys like you don't just change ov...

your step-parents have asked Me, the pastor, to have a little heart to heart with you due to your misbehavior. I try to do the chill, hip, fun, understanding approach with you- but you won't open up and talk about your troubles. So, I'll have to go old school with you. To get you back into the fold, back to church and acting good for God I'll need to spank you with this bible. Drop your pants and get over My lap right now, young sir! I scold you and spank your ass raw with the weight of the holy bible. you'll need a monthly mood adjustment, nasty perverted boys like you don't just change overnight. I'll be spanking you once a month from now you... further misbehavior will make that even more frequent. your ass is going to be sore for weeks- look at how red it is! It's a strict, long spanking for the nastiest of boys! you'll remember the pain, embarrassment and humiliation of being made over your pastors knee for a spanking every time you sit down. Now say, "yes Miss, I will be a good boy." as I beat the words into you. That's good, now scurry along- hopefully I won't see you again for a month!