I've got the new years resolution to get back in shape.... and I made a resolution for you--- to become a big fat pig & gain for me! I'm going to get fit while I limit your mobility and have you stuff your face for me! Everything you eat needs to be written down, every single thing that goes into your mouth- I need to know about it. I need to be able to alter your diet to make you as fat as possible! I want you to ruin yourself for me while I only become better. 2024 is the year of the pig-- and you're the pig!

I've got the new years resolution to get back in shape.... and I made a resolution for you--- to become a big fat pig & gain for me! I'm going to get fit while I limit your mobility and have you stuff your face for me! Everything you eat needs to be written down, every single thing that goes into your mouth- I need to know about it. I need to be able to alter your diet to make you as fat as possible! I want you to ruin yourself for me while I only become better. 2024 is the year of the pig-- and you're the pig!