Your personal trainer, Azure, likes to do a quarterly review of her client's progress. Today is your review, and she asks how you feel about your progress-- you say you aren't too pleased, and she admits that she isn't either. Azure has another job besides PT, she's involved in nutritional development. She's been working on a new protein powder, and she thinks you are the perfect client to trial run it. It's been pretty frustrating being your personal trainer, with your focus being on weight loss and you not really budging. Sometimes Azure thinks you should just give up, be fat... Anyways, ...

Your personal trainer, Azure, likes to do a quarterly review of her client's progress. Today is your review, and she asks how you feel about your progress-- you say you aren't too pleased, and she admits that she isn't either. Azure has another job besides PT, she's involved in nutritional development. She's been working on a new protein powder, and she thinks you are the perfect client to trial run it. It's been pretty frustrating being your personal trainer, with your focus being on weight loss and you not really budging. Sometimes Azure thinks you should just give up, be fat... Anyways, this powder should help move you in one direction or the other. It should reveal what your natural direction should be. She gives you vague instructions on use, it seems like you could use more or less than her instructions. She tells you she will be supplying even more tubs of the powder, so you can adjust as needed for the next two months. She warns you to be open minded, that some people are just made to be fat. She herself is only fit-fat, it's not a bad thing to be fat! If you're going to be fat naturally, maybe just let it be-- you might just be fat-fat. She sends you off to do the trial run of the powder....
You come back, three months later, and you are pretty upset! You've only gained! Azure says, "are you mad? to me? because you got fat?" She tells you that your natural form and psychology is that of a fat! She didn't tell you to use ALL that powder, did she? You chose to use extra scoops, or continue eating your natural volume along with the powder-- those are your choices! You've chosen your fat fate, so why not go all in? Why not be the best of the fattest? The biggest fatty fat fat? Azure isn't here to make people's bodies into being something it doesn't want to be--- if you want to be fat, she can train you to be the fattest! She'll encourage you to eat more and more, to graze all day, and to be as sedentary as possible. You'll still wear your fitbit, but it'll be to make sure you limit your steps! You can be so fat! All you have to do is let yourself go, you can do it for Azure right?! You can make her so proud of what a fat ass you become, what a big fat fat piggy you blow up into. Just dumb and full of food! You're meant to be a fat-fat-supersized fat! She's going to train you to be the fattest, most immobile, fat-fat-piggy for Azure. Push yourself to gain more and more for her!