you spot Me, your Wife putting on lipstick and ask why I'm getting all "gussied" up. Well, darling husband, I'll tell you- I'm getting ready to go on a tinder date! That's right, I've been swiping and selecting the hottest guys with the biggest cocks to cheat on you with! I'm tired of this disappointment of a marriage- you stopped trying once We were wed. you stopped taking Me out, stopped giving Me gifts and most importantly you stopped trying in bed! I'm so sexually unsatisfied with you. When we dated you at least ate Me out for hours, making up for that small dick of yours. But now? you ... Show more