I was about to prepare a meal when the urge to go to the bathroom hit me, I didn't take it too seriously and continued what I was doing, but then I felt a very sharp twinge and my organic material was pressing on its way.
I ran to the bathroom, took off my shorts to rest on the floor and started to leave, while the organic material was leaving, I felt relieved and relaxed.
And I wondered how perverted you are about to get excited to see me in my intimate moment.