So horrible that you have gained a lots of weight. Poor you... Now that COVID is more mild, you feel the urge to go out but that body type of yours is not the best at the moment... You are just lazy, old and fat. But i have an amazing diet plan just for you, my little swine! You have to follow my super strict ayurvedic diet instructions over a month, and you will change for the better. You will become a slinky athletic gougers young man, I promise that! But for the right outcome you have to consume your filth every single morning over and over again ... I will tell you everything about this...

So horrible that you have gained a lots of weight. Poor you... Now that COVID is more mild, you feel the urge to go out but that body type of yours is not the best at the moment... You are just lazy, old and fat. But i have an amazing diet plan just for you, my little swine! You have to follow my super strict ayurvedic diet instructions over a month, and you will change for the better. You will become a slinky athletic gougers young man, I promise that! But for the right outcome you have to consume your filth every single morning over and over again ... I will tell you everything about this safe method, and i will encourage you to stuff your face to become nice and decent again!

(This is a short version, with piss consuming instructions . )