I'm going to change your life permanently. I'm going to take you away from your family and you won't be able to go back to see them ever again. Once you seen this clip, you have to go away and abandon your old life, because you won't be worthy to go near to them and kiss them with that filthy mouth of yours... I will reprogram your weak perverted mind and you will become a real life toilette brush. No way back. You feel the urge to give in, to lick the toilette seat clean... You feel the urge to eat out everything from the toilette and get off... Nasty, nasty pig... Your old life is over......

I'm going to change your life permanently. I'm going to take you away from your family and you won't be able to go back to see them ever again. Once you seen this clip, you have to go away and abandon your old life, because you won't be worthy to go near to them and kiss them with that filthy mouth of yours... I will reprogram your weak perverted mind and you will become a real life toilette brush. No way back. You feel the urge to give in, to lick the toilette seat clean... You feel the urge to eat out everything from the toilette and get off... Nasty, nasty pig... Your old life is over...

(This is the original edition with piss and caviar consuming instructions).