You'll find yourself in an ancient Roman cave after Valentine's Day with no way out. You have been captured by a pagan deity who hates Christianity. The deity is weakened because people forgot her name and forgot to give her offerings. The deity has flu and her nose is super snotty. She blames you for being sick, and now you to swallow her viral snot and saliva. She will insult you and curse your god, and for some strange reason you will have an erection so she will double-humiliate you. Celebrating the Valentine's Day instead Lupercalia is a big mistake you blasphemous christian bastard! C...

You'll find yourself in an ancient Roman cave after Valentine's Day with no way out. You have been captured by a pagan deity who hates Christianity. The deity is weakened because people forgot her name and forgot to give her offerings. The deity has flu and her nose is super snotty. She blames you for being sick, and now you to swallow her viral snot and saliva. She will insult you and curse your god, and for some strange reason you will have an erection so she will double-humiliate you. Celebrating the Valentine's Day instead Lupercalia is a big mistake you blasphemous christian bastard! Celebration of Lupercalia is the pagan forerunner of Valentine's Day. Christianity has transformed and stolen that important fertility tradition which lasted a month. The wolf deity: Lupercus lived in the cave of Lupercal, and waited for the offerings! In return she cleansed her worshipers and blessed them with huge sexual energy. She was the ancient step-mother of Romulus and Remus. She is the one and only Alpha She-wolf goddess, and now she is back, and she's quite upset about Valentine's Day and Christians. She is not the blasphemer but you, you Christian bastard! Pagan deities and traditions have existed before than Jesus! And those are angry, fierce, brave, strong, thirsty Gods, not like the lame monotheistic god of yours! You betrayed the step-mother wolf, and now you're her human sacrifice!