Do you remember when Baal visited you and whispered all kinds of lies about Jesus into your ears ? That night you couldn't move except your hand which moved by itself, while Baal was telling you : how he ate his own in the desert. Later Lucifer came to tell her own version as well, where she told you she "pressured" him to swallow her and involved him into a taboo relationship (Lucifer is the Antichrist, Jesus's step-brother). Because the story is incomplete and apocryphal, you cant find much in the Bible about Temptation of Christ, but you are that fucking lucky, like Satan is coming to yo...

Do you remember when Baal visited you and whispered all kinds of lies about Jesus into your ears ? That night you couldn't move except your hand which moved by itself, while Baal was telling you : how he ate his own in the desert. Later Lucifer came to tell her own version as well, where she told you she "pressured" him to swallow her and involved him into a taboo relationship (Lucifer is the Antichrist, Jesus's step-brother). Because the story is incomplete and apocryphal, you cant find much in the Bible about Temptation of Christ, but you are that fucking lucky, like Satan is coming to you itself to clarify what happened! It is certain that Jesus was tempted by Satan, not Baal nor Lucifer. Satan is justly angry and wants to tell her own version! You can't move again or speak, but it has become a habit for you, like a midnight demonic routine. X'D Your hand moves and makes you to sin, while you must listening to the blasphemous filth of how Jesus ate and swallowed his step-mother's "dirt" . No one will let his step-son walk through the desert without food, a good step-mother is packing sandwiches! But.... what kind of sandwich is this ? Did it get stinky and dirty by an illusion... or it was real ? How did Jesus react ? Well, dot worry at all my friend! Satan will tell you the truth about : Temptation of Christ! And you will cum, whether you want or not...