The new future of the porn is near! The new future is here thanks to MasterCard. They will make you feel small and they will let you know that you are no longer a Master, and that is not even your card anymore. Since a religious group bought a share, they can tell you what you are allowed to buy on your hard earned money. Yes, yes! I know that you want to pull out your perverted dick and inhale some... erm... You know that i'm not allowed to tell what should you inhale, so i will use a nice essential oil bottle instead the original thing... But you know what i mean don't ya! *wink wink* So ...

The new future of the porn is near! The new future is here thanks to MasterCard. They will make you feel small and they will let you know that you are no longer a Master, and that is not even your card anymore. Since a religious group bought a share, they can tell you what you are allowed to buy on your hard earned money. Yes, yes! I know that you want to pull out your perverted dick and inhale some... erm... You know that i'm not allowed to tell what should you inhale, so i will use a nice essential oil bottle instead the original thing... But you know what i mean don't ya! *wink wink* So whenever you see that essential oil bottle, take a hit (from you know what) and immerse into the ultimate denial, presented by NOTYOURCARD. Yes! All your money will goes to the churches and you will celebrate the mighty christian god as you should! While you inhale ( the you know what) i want you to make a good erm.. you know what kind of cigarette, right ? So make a "broccoli" filled cigarette and start to smoke that as well! Yes! Good pervert! I will use from now on a photo of a decent broccoli, so that way i will stay compliant for Notyourcard. Because you are not a master. Not at all ... And that is not your card, and that is not even your money. That money belongs to that religious group. This is a new era, and the new future of the porn just started. The puritan porn that is good and pleasing for god is here ! Be a good lamb and watch the censored puritan porn! Immerse into the greatest denial ever! This is the new porn! Stroke your you know what to reach your devotion !