I will make you become my portable toilette, you worthless loser... As a man, you have failed and this is the right moment to make yourself USEFUL. So, i want you to obey and be my portable toilette. You have to wear a backpack stuffed with toilette papers and wet wipes. Whenever i snap with my fingers, you must go down on your fucking knees with wide open mouth, and you MUST swallow everything. Once i'm done, i will clean myself, and also stuff your mouth with those dirty papers... Obviously you have to eat them as well... This is your new job, so let's practice together! Do your best!

( This is a short version with caviar only ).