Hi honey, I hope you had a great day at work! I had the most amazing day myself, let me tell you about it... Remember our new neighbor? The sexy young one with the perfect body? Well I went over there to welcome him to the neighborhood and one thing led to another and we fucked each other's brains out! I'll explain to you (with visual aids of course) that the reason I did this was bc of your tiny useless pathetic little cock. Simply put, I needed some real dick since I'm not getting any from you and my god did he ever give it to me...