I caught up with my ex. We chatted for a while- he asked me how married life is and if I’m happy. I couldn’t lie to him... and I ended up inviting him over for dinner tonight. I told him about your small dick and how terrible you are in bed. And that you found the mold of his dick and I confessed to using it because my husband can’t make me cum. He joked about showing you a thing or two. It sounded too fun to pass up. He should be here any moment. I don’t want anything to be a surprise to you, baby. I’m going to tell you exactly what’s going to happen once he gets here.