I've just come home from a night out and you, my flatmate are in the kitchen. I tell you the night was OK, I didn't know many people but I was by far the hottest girl there. I stuff my face with a bacon sandwich as I tell you about how all the guys were obsessed with me but at one point I squeezed between two girls and my belly rubbed against them. The girls called me fat, which is ridiculous because I am so hot. I tell you about this is I scoff food and start to strip off. You notice I am bursting out of my jeans. I tell you I am the same size as when we moved in together but you're not so... Show more