Dressed in my favourite going out sequin dress I am busting for the loo, I've had a couple of and feeling naughty too!
I hitch up my dress (no knickers of course,bad girl!) And climb onto the toilet seat with one foot on each side.
I lift my weight a bit so I am crouched over the toilet with space between, you can see the pee pour out of me in a straight line directly into the toilet. It's really noisy and a huge thick stream, I feel so relieved, when my bladder is finally empty I feel so relaxed!