I start by showing off my sexy skintight PVC catsuit, then I tell you I have been asked to clean up all this horrible out of date food. I pour into the big bucket:
2 tins of beans, 2 tins of kidney beans, 2 tins of mushy peas and 2 of spaghetti hoops, 2 tins of vegetable soup, 4 tins of rice pudding, i jar of mayonnaise, a jug of thick gravy and a tin of stinky sardines.
I pour it all in the bucket and stir it round, it makes me gag! You tell me I need to cover myself in the mess, I beg and plead you I will do anything not to be covered in this stinky sloppy savoury mess! I offer to... Show more