I have been being a big fat greedy girl! I am sat on the kitchen floor in leggings and a bra with my big fat tummy rolls hanging over the waistband. I am scoffing my face with a sausage and egg fried bap and loving every greasy mouthful. As I munch down I tell you about my recent weight gain, how my clothes no longer fit and I feel fat and frumpy but can't stop over indulging. I love to eat until I feel sick but it's taking a toll on my body! I grab my stomach and shake the big belly rolls around, pinching and grabbing the flab as I confess my greedy sins to you