Like any proper English girl I can finish off a huuuge English fry up, so I'm in a cafe in my hometown after stuffing myself with a huge breakfast and a of tea. I sneak off to the loo with my camera and tell you how much I need to pee before going in to the cubicle and filming myself pee for you.

I hold the camera above me so my whole body is in view sat on the toilet. I start with my legs slightly parted then close them as the pee starts pouring out so you can clearly hear the hissing in the toilet bowl. Then I open my legs to wipe and ta da, I am tinkled!